Nice, dick.
Shut up Finn.
Don’t tell him to shut up, Puck.
Why not Quinn?
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Just don’t.
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▲6aeonus asked: Do you believe in reincarnation? I'm curious because I had the weirdest dream in which you were fighting with a sword & dressed like Xena the warrior princess trying to rescue a certain petite brunette being dragged off by a large dumb looking guy. Then I woke up from my cat licking my face & tickling me with his whiskers...
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Erm, I don’t know. I don’t really believe in much. My sister watched a bit of Xena, but I’m not really sure what you mean by reincarnation and that… but, cool. Your cat seems nice? I’d probably throw him across the room if he was licking my face, but I’d do that with anything I woke up to licking my face except Rachel.
Nice, dick.
Shut up Finn.
Don’t tell him to shut up, Puck.
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Just, try not to say anything regarding Rachel. It’s getting annoying… and I might rip your throat out and shove a bunch of hungry kittens inside you to eat you alive. Anyways, yeah. You can ask me anything. I mean, I’m sort of good at giving advice…? About teenage pregnancy and how to maintain a 4.0 GPA while being a serial killer, pregnant and … well, in glee club.
You’re creative in other things, Quinn. Trust me, I know. Regardless, it’s kind of weird to say this but I like hearing that. We have something of a support system going on here. They screw with one of us, they will need to watch every dark alley they walk past because they don’t know which one at least one of us will be in waiting.
She did… Quinn, you do know I don’t always go after people who deserve it… right? I just need you to know that. Sure, people that mess with who I care about are the first on my list but they aren’t who I mainly need. You know?
I know, Finn. Don’t worry. I’m no Saint, even if the cross wants to show it. I mean, I killed my mother’s cat because it was annoying… to me. I know, Finn. Like, I don’t completely understand because I’m not so familiar with your type of … craft, but I get it.
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▲12You have to admit, I’m the best damn Tumbling Tree dancer in all existence. You found something that is yours, Quinn. It’s not hard to understand the excitement and the thrill of finding yourself. I mean, like, we’re still young and everything. I think you, me, Kurt and Blaine are ahead of everything because we know who we are now. Sure, I like to praise Satan before a football game and may even offer up the opposing teams captain as a blood sacrifice but it makes me happy and I know who I am. For you, that satisfying crack of a neck or the slide of a knife like butter into the gut is like being on cloud nine. As for Yale not taking a teenage serial killer? Have you seen some of the graduates from that school recently? They make Charles Manson look like a toddler.
True… sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be ‘normal’, though. But we’re all who we’re supposed to be. Still, I’m not about to send in another letter telling them I find killing quite fun and that the reason for my acting abilities is because I’m really good at keeping my cool because I’ve killed a person with a fork or that I’m creative because I like finding fun ways to ‘do my work’. I guess I’m just glad, Finn. I’m glad finding out that we’re so much the same… as a matter of fact, I’m glad to know that you’re supportive of this whole thing — just as I’m supportive of you.
Plus, that Jamie chick really deserved it.
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